Ok guys i'm gonna post a link to one of the best offensive comedians to walk the planet and he's scottish so trust me
DO NOT WATCH IF YOU MIGHT BE OFFENDED IN THE SLIGHTEST,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2G_01T-CHI
ladies and gentlemen i present Frankie Boyles top 5 most offensive jokes
(i do appologise if you cant understand him)